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▲Chicago O'Hare digs up 50-ton boulder under airfield, asks public for name ideas (simpleflying.com)
cmrx64 20 hours ago [-]
https://news.wttw.com/2026/09/11/rock-star-meet-guy-who-exca...

here’s a picture of the actual rock - and digger! phew!

Stratoscope 15 hours ago [-]
That is a wonderful article!

> Over the years, Pitelka has rescued some of these rocks and deposited them at his mom’s five-acre property, including a large hunk of limestone that, when he dumped it out of his truck, split in half to reveal a perfect trilobite fossil, convex on one side and a matching imprint on the other.

> “I was so excited to hear that the right people got involved,” he said. “I’m absolutely ecstatic it’s going to be on display. For me, as an (excavator) who loves boulders, it’s the coolest thing that people understand its historical significance and appreciate it.”

ComputerGuru 37 minutes ago [-]
TFA has a picture as well; just scroll down.
xnx 1 hours ago [-]
That rock couldn't have been found by a better guy.
aktenlage 15 hours ago [-]
Thank you, great read.
matthewsinclair 19 hours ago [-]
Surely it has to be “Boulder McBoulderface”?

[0]: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36225652

samgranieri 3 hours ago [-]
I was going to suggest just this! I love Boaty McBoatface.

But as a resident of the Chicago area, I’m partial to Da Rock

aceazzameen 1 hours ago [-]
Can have the best of both worlds.

Da Rocky McRockface

tanseydavid 49 minutes ago [-]
Rocky McRockface is the perfect name and gets my vote.
tjwebbnorfolk 18 minutes ago [-]
I think this is the only valid name
Stratoscope 20 hours ago [-]
Here are the name finalists:

  • Sweet Stone Chicago
  • No ORDinary Rock
  • Chicago Rocks
  • O'Rock
  • Orchard Rock
  • Da Rock
"No ORDinary Rock" and "Orchard Rock" are the winners for me. They both pay tribute to how O'Hare got its IATA airport code in the 1940s, when it was called Orchard Field.

So deciding between the two, Orchard Rock is my pick! It's subtle, but the plaque can explain it.

swingandamiss 39 minutes ago [-]
I like "Orchard Rock" because it's not some stupid reddit'ism.
lbriner 1 hours ago [-]
Just call it "Dwayne Johnson"?

Then in generations to some, old people can explain that Dwayne Johnson was the King of Wrestling and then became King of Hollywood.

robotnikman 48 minutes ago [-]
I like 'Da Rock' because it reminds me of da orks from Warhammer 40K
toddmorey 15 minutes ago [-]
Beanie’s Baby
jhatax 3 hours ago [-]
Surprised to see `ExtraORDinary Rock` missing => 50-tons, that's got to meet the bar for extraordinary.
whycome 3 hours ago [-]
Wish I saw some of the larger list. This still seems weak.

ORD as an acronym? O Rock D

O’Hare Rock Dolostone O’Hare Runway Dolomite

Rocky.

Da Dolo

RaftPeople 3 hours ago [-]
Ditka
anonymousDan 2 hours ago [-]
I like it. Ditka Rock has a certain ring to it.
toddmorey 11 minutes ago [-]
“I am going to show you where on earth in the future we will find the biggest rock: Space.”

https://youtu.be/aO0TUI9r-So?si=7fNwDvf86GpVFxDR

thehappypm 9 minutes ago [-]
The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles!
syspec 47 minutes ago [-]
Interesting, the construction worker who found is said he never found one that big in all his years working in the field.

I had no idea that would be rare, what makes it relatively rare?

JoeAltmaier 3 hours ago [-]
"Mother's Love"

Because, we so often take it for granite.

bell-cot 2 hours ago [-]
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bcaulfield 19 hours ago [-]
Should name it Dwayne Johnson and never explain further.
cestith 7 hours ago [-]
Or Rudy Ray Moore.
PyWoody 2 hours ago [-]
If you're ever in the area of Madison, NH and have absolutely nothing else to do, the Madison Boulder is kinda neat. [0] It's a little bigger at about 5k tons.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Boulder

wffurr 2 hours ago [-]
Glad they included a video of moving it. 50 tons is close to the limit of a typical boom crane.
ternaryoperator 3 hours ago [-]
Is a 50-ton boulder rare or super-rare?
crisnoble 2 hours ago [-]
In chicagoland, yes. For someone who moved there from California, it was strange that rocks hardly larger than a human warranted school field trips and plaques. Perhaps it is geologically cool, but I was unimpressed as a 6th grader. https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53236492797_60069bde90_b...
waltbosz 1 hours ago [-]
I thought the same thing. My back yard is full of huge rocks. Nothing quite that large, maybe 1/3 of that size. A few doors down there is a boulder twice as big as the O'Hare one.

I'm speaking in volume. I'm not sure of the mass of these boulders.

hoppyhoppy2 3 hours ago [-]
Dunno, but I haven't ever come across one on my property.
Yizahi 2 hours ago [-]
Medium-rare I would guess
tptacek 3 hours ago [-]
Not from the look of it.
whycome 3 hours ago [-]
When Toronto had to name their team, I’m sure that the success of Jurassic Park helped the finalist (Raptors) win. I’m surprised “Rocky” didn’t make a finalist here (via Project Hail Mary).

Maybe that’s too Philadelphia.

O’Hare “Rocky” Dolomite

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karlkloss 16 hours ago [-]
Rocky McRockface
mikewarot 15 hours ago [-]
Tangent time: I've got a smaller one in my yard, and I've got a set of feathers and wedges to avoid having to dig it all up at once. Here's a video of someone using feathers and wedges to split granite.

https://youtu.be/s7_z-SGxUAs?si=vUKYBWYvG7nncszd&t=924

futuresoonpast 31 minutes ago [-]
Rocky, obvs.
JoeAltmaier 3 hours ago [-]
Pictures or it didn't happen?
lifeisstillgood 1 hours ago [-]
“Deep Crust” surely?
dbcurtis 60 minutes ago [-]
Years ago, a company that I worked for had a huge boulder in the parking lot area that had simply been built around. At some point, facilities decided they were going to remove the boulder. Employees printed up some tee shirts that said "Save the BFR". Because, you know, it was a big rock.
MadrasTh0rn 1 hours ago [-]
CHIrock or CHI (shy) stone
lukeify 3 hours ago [-]
O’Hareball!
mrlonglong 3 hours ago [-]
Bouldery McBoulderface.
huxley 3 hours ago [-]
“A large boulder the size of a small boulder"

https://time.com/5772944/large-small-boulder/

entrope 1 hours ago [-]
I was going to suggest something in that vein, perhaps "a giant boulder the size of a large boulder" to distinguish it from its Coloradan cousin.
nyc_data_geek 2 hours ago [-]
Rocky McRockFace
shmilia 3 hours ago [-]
Bean
ashton314 3 hours ago [-]
Peewee Pebblestone
contingencies 2 hours ago [-]
As an Australian aware of Chicago's Irish heritage and the implied weight balancing our antipodean clime, I'd suggest "Tip O'Dea".

PS. If visiting Chicago check out the Lincoln Park Conservatory, an amazing historic plant collection with one of the world's best ferneries, very close to downtown. https://www.lincolnparkconservancy.org/projects/conservatory...

wewewedxfgdf 3 hours ago [-]
Big Boy Boulder
pvaldes 3 hours ago [-]
Stonehangar, of course
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mindslight 18 hours ago [-]
There's something about finding huge rocks in the ground while digging that makes you just want to take them out and like, use them for something? The last one I found I had to make myself leave it there (well I moved it over a foot so a pipe didn't have to go around it). Like no, it has sat here for thousands of years just fine, it can keep sitting. Glad to hear it applies to 50 ton ones, as well.
acomjean 17 hours ago [-]
In New England they made stone walls out of them. Of course most where smallish

https://www.outdoors.org/resources/amc-outdoors/history/hist...

In “original” England they did as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone

mindslight 6 hours ago [-]
Oh sure, I'm definitely familiar with those. The weird ones are in forests, a reminder that an area used to be clear and then was left to grow back.

The walls of stones were the result of collecting stones that were near the surface from what I understand (maybe plow depth). I was talking more like bigger stones that were buried several feet under the ground that could just stay where they are (when you fill in the hole), but for a compulsion to treat them as things.

acomjean 17 hours ago [-]
In New England they made stone walls out of them.

In “original” England they did as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone

powerbroker 20 hours ago [-]
There is another rock sitting alongside a chief artery about 25 miles NW just beyond Schaumburg. Silly to give these things a name.
Stratoscope 20 hours ago [-]
There are big rocks everywhere. But surely we can be allowed to have a little fun?
powerbroker 18 hours ago [-]
OK, OK. just drag it up to Schaumburg. Put it next to the other rock. Then call it 'micro-henge'.
Stratoscope 18 hours ago [-]
That works for me! Can you help me drag this 50-ton rock?
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poontangpoo 2 hours ago [-]
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aaron695 15 hours ago [-]
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hal-eisen 3 hours ago [-]
How is it possible that NONE of the candidate names refer to Colbert? Especially given his time with Second City.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_impact_of_The_Colbert...

nonethewiser 3 hours ago [-]
I dont get it. Does he have some association with large rocks or something?
tptacek 3 hours ago [-]
Colbert is not a Chicago figure. You'd have to remind the median Chicagoan who knows who he is that he ever spent time here. You might just as easily name it after Bob Odenkirk.
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